Murder you slowly and take my stuff back, after charging you for theft and earning tons of cash of you using this post as proof. Then I'd dispose of your body somewhere very discreet. Nobody would ever find
Out because my poker face game is over 9000
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B-but..... ;-; [spoiler]I sold all your stuff.[/spoiler]
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Correction: you had my stuff LISTED and sold, but said events happened before you could ship Them out.
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Damn. I needed the moneyz ;~; I'm broke.
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It wouldn't matter if you were ded
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But I have cats to feed! You can't kill me! They'll starve! *holds up cute innocent cat*
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Lucky for you I love cats. They will be safe with me
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No!! Don't take them! ;~;
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Dead to people won't care.
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*runs away with cats*
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*Runs you over*
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*cries* You killed my cats.
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>Shit. Didn't think that far ahead. >shoots self >ded
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*cries for cats* .....I want my kittens back ;-;