I know a guy, that knows a guy, that heard of Randall the Vandal, that knew a Shank named Frank that knew A Legionary of the name Barry that was a friend of a Guardian named Sai Mota, which knew a chick named Eris Morn, which knew a Knight named Crota, Son of Oryx which had relations with Omnigul, which causes the death of a Exiled Baroness, who knew Skolas, that knew Mara Sov, House of Wolves Kell.