{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by LLegendary:
9/5/2015 3:40:06 AM
381
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
Shia Labeouf is chasing you.
What do you do? EDITED! [b]Comment below what you'll do and I'll reply. Each comment will get their own story. I'll reply what happens to you as long as you comment, just remember that! [/b]
Edit: [b]Just do it[/b]
Edit 2: Can we get to 300 replies!? For the love of Shia!
Edit 3: Dang son, about 600 replies!? Thanks guys!
Edit 4: Almost 700, GG! [b][i][u]Check the edit above. Comment what you do and I'll reply what happens. Good luck.[/u][/i][/b]
-
33 RepliesYou're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jis Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...
-
3 RepliesYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) He's brandishing a knife. (It's lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Living in the woods, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) Killing for sport, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Lenny Labeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Lenny Labeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sharpening an ax, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fighting for your life with Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Wrestling a knife from Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡+ ͜ʖ ͡+) You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Lenny LaBeouf ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
-
Id spread Eagle!
-
5 RepliesEdited by humanbeing1701: 8/23/2015 3:36:40 PMI can do jujitsu. I would body slam super star Shia Labeouf.
-
Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.
-
1 ReplySing the song at the top of my lungs
-
3 RepliesThrow a pig head at him.
-
1 ReplyI'd tell him he's not famous anymore
-
Let him catch up. He's like 5'4. Whip his ass
-
Keep walking since I have a policy of not running.
-
Edited by ViperVenom1224: 8/23/2015 2:08:45 PMYell, "for the love of beef, stop chasing me"
-
2 RepliesI wouldn't run. I'd drop his bitch ass on the spot.
-
3 RepliesEdited by BOSSofNEWCASTLE: 8/17/2015 2:07:34 AMTake his ipod while he's on house arrest
-
1 ReplyYou run into his warm embrace....
-
I accept my fate.
-
2 RepliesBurn down the forest.
-
Find a shotgun, and blow his damn face off. I hate him.
-
JUST DO IT. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
-
1 ReplyEdited by Damustr8bbygurl: 8/23/2015 3:54:51 AMSorry wasn't here, I was chasing somebody
-
BUMP OUTTA NOWHEREEEEE
-
4 RepliesI'd get my leg stuck in a bear trap while running towards a cabin. I'd get my leg stuck in a bear trap. Cut it off to become free from the trap. Then I'd knock him out to find a second later he's not dead. Then I'd use martial arts to kill him and stuff all on one leg. Then when he's dead, I'll collapse to my knees
-
What do I do? I Do it, just do it! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of success, while you’re going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible… you should get to the point where anyone else would quit and you’re not going to stop there. NO! What are you waiting for?! DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! JUST DO IT! If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.
-
We have a voice battle over who should just do it
-
I know jujitsu so I'm ok
-
Run. I'm in the woods anyway.
-
Shia Surprise!
