3 guys walk into the deepest darkest part of Africa. They get caught by this tribe. The Cheftain says to the first guy he has a choice; death or Ungabunga. The first guy doesn't want to die and chooses Ungabunga. So the entire tribe lines up behind him and butt--blam!-s him. The first guy is crawling to the jungle with his ass bleeding, it's going down his leg and everything. The chieftain turns to the second guy and says; "Death or Ungabunga?" The second guy is like, I have a family and kids but I want to keep my dignity but my family...Reluctantly he chooses Ungabunga. The entire tribe lines up behind him and butt--blam!-s him. The second guy is barely hanging to life as he crawls to the edge of the forest. I mean, his ass is shredded. The chieftain turns to the third guy and says; Death or Ungabunga? The third guy, after seeing how bad the second and first guys were, I mean, they were barely hanging on to life, says I want to die with dignity and he chooses death. The chieftain is absolutely shocked, in fact, the whole tribe is shocked. No one has ever chosen death before. So the chieftain decides to hold a meeting of the elders and for over an hour they debated what to do, no one has ever chosen death. Finally they come up with a decision. They walked up to the third guy and the chieftain said, "We have come up with a decision. Death by Ungabunga." Anal Pressure bum badaum budaumun Anal Pressure bearing down on you