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6/22/2015 3:18:59 AM
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You wake up as your crush.
What if you wake up as your crush? What would be the first thing you do?
You're only your crush for one day so make the most out of it. Or make the least out of it, your choice.
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>Be Her >Wonder why I'm now blonde and short >Realize I have tits >Proceed normally >Make sure I have no plans >Goes Ninja mode >Sneaks into own house to find out what happened to my body >Body isn't there. >Call from her parents asking her what my body is doing at (our?) house. >Oh -blam!- >My actual mother knocks on the door. >In the deepest voice possible "Wait... Im.. um.. MASTURBATING!!" >Escape through 2nd story window >To be continued when I get more creative.
