>Be Her >Wonder why I'm now blonde and short >Realize I have tits >Proceed normally >Make sure I have no plans >Goes Ninja mode >Sneaks into own house to find out what happened to my body >Body isn't there. >Call from her parents asking her what my body is doing at (our?) house. >Oh -blam!- >My actual mother knocks on the door. >In the deepest voice possible "Wait... Im.. um.. MASTURBATING!!" >Escape through 2nd story window >To be continued when I get more creative.