[quote]I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer the other day I don't know what he laced them with but iv been tripping all day
I made a belt out of watches it was a waist of time
Me: after all the shit they've been through I can believe they're still together
Gf: who
Me: my ass cheeks
I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it
Me: dad I have just showered, how do I smell?
Dad: through your nose[/quote]
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