So I was surfing the forums and observing my posts when I suddenly came to the realization that I should be Bungie's community manager. I mean let's check the facts here,
I benefit the community much more than DeeJ. Now let's be honest here, every person that has read any of my posts has gotten a much higher understanding of how Destiny should be fixed. No matter if it's from saving the youth, or making Destiny's beauty more known, I'm always there for the community... which is more to say than DeeJ...
Next, I have never lied to you guys. In all of time dealing with the community, no matter if it was back before Destiny came out, or now; I have never been untruthful. DeeJ always tries to cover up other Bungie's employees which I totally get, bros before hoes as the old saying goes. But it is your job to be honest and help the community, not give unwanted "benefits" like all black shaders and sparrows. Come on DeeJ, I know you can do better.
Finally, DeeJ is so secretive. With all of his weekly updates he puts subtitles like "what's in the box". What box are you talking about here. A virtual box, Destiny's box, the Ghost Edition box? Even your name, "DeeJ". Is it pronounced Like DJ or like Dee-Juh. My name is very simple and easy to read unlike some community managers...
These are all extremely good reasons why DeeJ should step down and have me fill his place as community manager. Thank you all for your support, and together we can change Bungie for the better.
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Gr8 b8 m8
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3 RepliesWow level game week a 32 a 7 and wait for it a 1
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1 ReplyId rather have Obama [spoiler]shit now he has a new job already God damnit[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesClown
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1 ReplyWho r you?
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1 ReplySorry, but I don't think you understand the job that you want to take over.
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1 ReplyWhenever i try to imagine what you look and sound like, all i get is a Trollface with Rickroll playing in the background
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4 RepliesEdited by I Timelord I: 7/5/2015 1:42:34 PMNope, I'm sorry but I've never seen a post by you and I'm on these forums way to much.. Also did you ever stop to think if it was actually Deej doing all those things? He's not the one coming up with the vet pack, or any of the stuff in the patches, he's the SPOKESMAN and only that, hence he is called the "community manager".
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1 ReplyOk I vote for you right now
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3 RepliesOh, I'd totally vote for the guy WHO WANTED TO BAN SPARROWS. Totally.
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Gr8 b8 m8
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3 RepliesThis guy never remembers the #satire.
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1 ReplyHell no. You would make this community way worse then deej. I'm glad i dont have to play with you.
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1 ReplyPetition to remove this guy from the forums. Sign here.
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4 RepliesSo you can read DeeJ's mind?!? Wow
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1 ReplyU wot m8
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1 ReplyEdited by Shadow: 7/5/2015 1:12:55 PMSo i found ABYZ, was so hard to find it but i did.
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4 RepliesAre you the guy who posted that this game is to violent and only 18 year olds should play?
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1 ReplyLolololol no. Deej for president
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15 RepliesLol Deej is going to kick your ass!!
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5 RepliesLike having no sparrows lol
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2 Replies"Trohohllll...Troll!!!!!"
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13 RepliesIf you're gonna make such wild claims, you should probably finish tenth grade English class first. Weekly updates require the punctuation and nomenclature of a grown-up.
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First of fücking all. Who tha fück are ye?
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1 ReplyI stopped at not lying. You should already have it based on that alone. Ohh also everyone has a better ides than deej of what the gsme needs
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1 ReplyNo. I read a couple sentences and then saw ur name. I think u should be banned from the forums, u would be worse than Luke smith.