I think you misspelled [spoiler]I am a -blam!-ing retard...[/spoiler]
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Nahh. Good try though!
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You sure. It seemed like it. I don't speak virgin very well you know?
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You speak it well enough to reply :)
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I speak English bro. I'm literally breaking Google Translate here. Not even it knows the full dialect and vocabulary.
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Hold up, almost done...you're killing the mood with that fap sound coming from your room. Your mom gives great head ;)
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Damn. Didn't know corpses could give blow jobs. As for the fapping, maybe you shouldn't hit it off in a cementary, that's just the Gravekeeper.
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The best! Better slow down before you start a fire in there! [spoiler]fap fap fap fap fap fap fap[/spoiler]
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Bro, no of us need to hear what the hell that 78 year old gravekeeper is doing. Damn bro. Necrophilia much? As for you? Gosh. Necrophilia as well.
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Grammer check
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What you want pubescent? Hmmm? U wot m8?
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You probably did it doggy style since you're obviously a bitch.
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Quit asking her the questions buddy. Oh and you're shit for calling her that. Lowest of the lowest scum. GTFO arse. You're just a damn whorsome bitch.
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Thank you your kind words feed my insanity oh and again question was for you and is her the name of your make lover.
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Dude shut. The -blam!-. Up. She's real alright arse. Damn pubescent fggt.
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Lol man now I know why people troll, your reaction priceless.
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When you lost your virginity did he wear a condom?
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Yes i did? Why are you asking her?
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Oh no that question was for you arnt you the female in that relationship and by her do you mean your man lover.
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Umm no. Don't compare us to what you find normal. She's a woman. I'm a guy. I guess you think It's normal now since they legalized marrige. GTFO.
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Well normal people don't go on random forums and start rants about virginity so I thought you weren't normal in this case guess I was wrong. So does she lube up her dildo b4 or after she shoves it in your ass? hmmm feel free to answer whenever.
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*Sighs* Only you would be able to ask such a sick question. If that's your job I'm not gonna judge.
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No my job is to troll trolls I get payed In tears.
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No you said no you meant none
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But she do it soooo good! And why do you know so much about this gravekeeper hmmmm? ;) Better chill before you mess up and I become your stepdaddy and come whoop your ass for starting fap fires boy
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Edited by Seraphim Frost: 7/1/2015 4:54:03 PM[quote]But she do it soooo good![/quote] Rotten flesh? *Shudders* [quote]And why do you know so much about this gravekeeper hmmmm? ;)[/quote] I put two and two together. What else can he be doing. You're both there for the same reason. [quote]Better chill before you mess up and I become your stepdaddy and come whoop your ass for starting fap fires boy[/quote] I'm in a career center waiting for someone. And she scientifically can't get pregnant or give birth.