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Warlock Family Meeting

Our last meeting seems to have been raided by Hunters...many casualties. This is our new lounge. Feel free to bring snacks and drinks and enjoy yourselves....Awoken strippers are in the backroom. I brought Doritos and Pizza Edit 1- WE ARE TRENDING YOU -blam!-ING SEXY WARLOCKS!!!! AND TITANS!!!!! Edit 2- The Exo strippers haz arrived..GET THAT MOTOR OIL READY..Its about to get strange Edit 3- CHURCH HAZ BROUGHT MEXICAN FOOD!!!! Sunbros keep your firey bowels in check. Edit 4-Gencide Anarchy haz brought pretzels TIME FOR THE PARTY!!! Edit 5- Candid brought White Castle but he think they are nasty...In the process of thinking of a torture method for him. Edit 6-Twinkies haz arrived thanks for the diabetes Soul Edit 7- 100 replies!!!! That's the most I have ever gotten. Edit 9-Wulfedragon is a badass for recognizing my power, Edit 10- Staph downvoting my thread 😭 pwease like it. Edit 11- DON'T JUST COMMENT ONCE!!! LIKE THE THREAD AND COME BACK DAILY!!!😱😱😱 Edit 13- The bouncehouse has been delivered and its ready to be occupied :D Edit ??- 500 REPLIES!!!! THATS TWICE AS MUCH AS 1000!!! Edit :!&#;-Gavswood is bartender Edit Popf: Beautiful Hunter is the only Hunter allowed because after all she is beautiful. One day we will ride off into the sunset. Edit tickleshits: 1000 replies holy -blam!-!#! Titan Meeting [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/114521131/0/0]This Way[/url] Edit: ARC SUBCLASS CONFIRMED!!!! 2000 replies!!!! LIGHT THE FUSES BITCHES!!! Edit: We have an imposter meeting [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/133423308/0/0]Here[/url]Take it down [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/134088864/0/0]How to get Blacksmith Shader[/url] Edit Pizza: TAKEN KING IS OUT GO SHOW THEM BASTARDS OUR SPACE MAGIC Edit:I R back biotches

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  • Bad juju poem - by a warlock I'd like to tell the tale of my first exotic It wasn't a scout, sniper or rocket It was a pulse rifle before the pulse patch At that time... it wasn't up to scratch So i chose to dismantle it for the e-shard With a lackluster gun the decision wasn't hard Time soon passed... but then rumour spread News of a pulse buff... *i was shaking my head* I then heard about Obsidian mind... So off i went... back to the grind Minutes to hours... hours to days... Trying everything from nightfall to raids Random numbers generating... i was doing the math Thinking RNG'sus was having a laugh My journey went through country and county Finally rewarded with the exotic bounty So back to the crucible... one more time... As luck would have it... i dropped obsidian mind With both equiped it was a killer combination Nova bomb after nova bomb... annihilation The bodies would fill a convoy of hurses Thanks to the perk... string of curses As the enemy lay broken and battered We owe it all to Toland the shattered Back in the crucible i embraced the void But it got the scrubs all annoyed The forums flooded with butthurt... so tragic All this salt... over abit of space magic.

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