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6/28/2015 11:42:44 PM
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Ahhhh, great! Come in, come in! *Sits in leather chair and sips tea* Make sure to close the door behind you, place the pizza right here...
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*Closes door behind me and sets the pizza down to where you want it* Was that all, sir?
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Ohhh no, its not all. I believe your service has mearly begun... Quick, fetch me lube.
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Ah, yes sir. *Fetches the lube, handing it to you.* Anything else?
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No, not yet... *Places ninja blocking voice distorter* I feel that that pizza was quite over priced and that you- well uhh hehe- owe me something....
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B-but sir, I wasn't the one who placed a price on the pizza.
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It's fine; don't be afraid. I know you'll enjoy this- as much as I do. A good looking Awoken like you and an Exo like me- this is bound to end well...
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*slowly backs up to the door* Enjoy what exactly? Sir, I do have a job to get back to..
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*Door is locked* Your job clearly states that you work for the enjoyment of the customers... You can also have a little fun often; this is a gift from me to you...
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Enjoyment of the customer? W-what are you trying to get at sir?
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Edited by roxypunisher123: 6/29/2015 12:17:59 AMLet me dumb down for you- I haven't smashed since Twilight Gap and running Atheon and such just gets boring... I know you've gotten quite bored as well... Smashing is something to do before we have to give up 400,000 glimmer for The Taken King. So, what do you say?
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Pfft, no need for dumbing it down. I knew of your plans or should say desires?, before I walked into the room. I was just merely carrying the conversation on. I've been bored, you're right, but what do I get out of this?
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I mean IT is a good thing in it self, but you are losing money from your hotel job... How does 5000 glimmer sound to you?
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Make it 7,000 and maybe we'll get somewhere
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7,000!? Why- *Slowly looks up and down at booty* Alrighty.... You've got a deal.
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That's what I thought....(つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━☆・*。
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Alright...... I have a little to do list, if you know what I mean.... Hehe "House keeping..... *The following scene was edited to avoid ninja justice.*
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Haha, whatever you say, sir..~
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*After hours of.... doing stuff, the pizza is finally eaten.* Wow, your "hospitality" was amazing; I thank you again, Miss TruthSeeker.
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Yeah, yeah, *Winces at the small back ache*, your "fun" wasn't as bad as I thought. Could you unlock the door now please?
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Edited by roxypunisher123: 6/29/2015 1:05:27 AMYes, yes, I can. I'm sorry, if I beat it to hard. I had had my eyes on you earlier, when I walked into the hotel and you asked me, "Would you like head phones?" That one encounter left me wondering, how did she know my nickname was Phones? Well, I got what I wanted.
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Edited by natejuno_: 6/29/2015 1:10:24 AMNo, no, don't apologize, I enjoyed my time so it's okay. Ah, thanks for unlocking the door, I gotta get back to work. That'll be all now, right? [spoiler]Lmfao, that meme reference was hilarious xD[/spoiler]
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Yes, that is all. You are VERY good at what you do, let me tell you that. [spoiler]Thanks, I couldn't resist.[/spoiler]
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Bro... um that wasn't actually a girl XD
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.....but I felt the- those- you're lying.
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[spoiler]Lawl, I've never been a male in my life. 110% female for all I know. [/spoiler]
