I've had some people try to sell us paper towels before (?), some other creeps try to sell us meat (wtf?!), and about 15 separate Jehovah's Witness visits. Tell us your stories or suffer my wrath.
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My friend robbed me of my juiceboxes in 8th grade at my house. Heard the door open (cause apparently i forgot to lock it). He looked me did in the face with like 5 pouches then runs to the library next door. Walked up to him and was like "you could've asked, i don't even like that flavor. I laugh at this all the time.