I've had some people try to sell us paper towels before (?), some other creeps try to sell us meat (wtf?!), and about 15 separate Jehovah's Witness visits. Tell us your stories or suffer my wrath.
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This didn't really happen at my door but, one day I was sitting outside with my family on our deck in our neighborhood, when all of a sudden, a big helicopter flies from out of the trees and flies directly over my house with about 6 or 7 fully decked out SWAT guys in the helicopter. My family and I then went inside and later found out that some guy had robbed a nearby bank and had run into my neighborhood and was fully armed and was mentally insane. o_O