I'm the god of gaming (self-proclaimed) and i'm here to cleanse your filthy sins from you, now now don't be shy, you don't want to go to hell right? Or doom devil will tear your limb one by one
[spoiler]including your dicks and boobs[/spoiler]
Example of confession :
"God i have to confession to make, i've been camping many times in COD and BF"
Example of sins :
1.camping
2.hacking (multiplayer)
3.quickscoping (multiplayer)
4.fapping while playing multiplayer or raid mode
5.noob (multiplayer)
6.tea bagging
7.squeaking
8.duping (multiplayer)
9.ninja looting
Etc
What you'll find in heaven :
1.hot ass angel
2.mountain dew fountain
3.mcdonald
4.free doritos
5.free wifi (password is : hitomitanaka)
6.a playable half life 3....
[spoiler]demo[/spoiler]
What you'll find in hell :
1.Hot ass devil
2.Sauna
3.locked wifi ( ask satan i dunno his password)
4.doom devil
5.a playable aliens colonial marine game
7.gabe newell
Anybody can make a suggestion on what should be in heaven/hell.
Edit : i may or may not forgive you
Edit 2 : guys, playing a bad game is not a sins at all!
Edit 3 : Anybody can help me decide if the person is guilty or not cuz i don't have all day putting people to hell/heaven y'know.
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Call of duty 3... I would sign in 2 controllers and play as the 2nd controller (other one was AFK). I would then proceed to team kill players, sometimes shotgunning them, reviving, shotgunning, reviving and so on. As soon as I got 5 votes to be kicked (6 would kick you) I would drop out of my 2nd controller. Then drop right back in and it was like I had no more vote to kicks lol. One game I had 156 team kills, which was the top on the team kills leaderboard of the whole world lol.