So I used to work at a deli. Well one day this lady walks up to the counter and orders some meat. I can't help but notice strange movements coming from underneath her shirt. I try to be polite and not stare but it's pretty obvious something strange is going on underneath this woman's clothes. I turn around to slice this woman's meat and I whisper to my Co workers that something is moving in the ladies shirt. Despite my best efforts I start to laugh. I hand the lady her meat and that something is still moving around very quickly making circles around her waist. I ask, "is there something in your shirt?" She reaches down into her shirt and pulls out two sugar gliders. I bust out laughing. She is very friendly and goes on and on and on and on about her precious sugar gliders and eventually she sticks them back in her shirt and walks away. It was a strange and hilarious event.