Read half way through the OP, saw NotSatire tag, logic and reason went out the door. If it was humor the OP was going for, they need more practice. I, for one, didn't find it even slightly humorous. Not a single sentence was amusing. It honestly read like any of the other hundreds of "complaining about Destiny" threads that keep cluttering the forums. That's just me though. --So WOW back at you, Mr. Ninja.--