Satire, by definition, requires over-the-top ideas and often is designed to elicit horror from readers, a la [i]A Modest Proposal[/i]. There is no definition suggesting that any kind of media (especially a gaming forum) is a requirement or indicator of satire. Furthermore, Ad Hominem is not a valid form of logical attack, nor is circular logic. Your attempts to incite a reaction are very poorly disguised, and demonstrate that your understanding of rhetorical argument is flawed. As such, I cannot debate with you properly, and your arguments are undone by your poor rhetoric. I'll not bother responding to any more of your malicious fits of anger.

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