1. Skyrim hoarse. This way I can scale 90 degree angles and impress everyone. 2. Dragon form Skyrim. It's a dragon for God's sake. 3. Ancient vault alien. I may not be able to tame pandora, but I can at least get it to crush traffic. (Once I get a car) 4. Troll from Skyrim. I'd teach people the real meaning of trolling by getting my troll to disimbowel them. How you gonna poop with no intestines or any other internal organs? Consider yourself trolled scrub. 5. Ori from ori and the Blind Forrest. It's just so cute, I could get away with calling it cute because with that thing around you could pull all types of women 6. Maw from the game Maw. Don't like me? Get eaten You're annoying me. Get eaten You prefer cats over dogs? Get eaten 7. Giant worm from gears of war 2. Who needs to sink Jacinto(is that even how you spell it) when you can just sink any state you deem to be garbage? *cough* *cough* Florida 8. Moa form halo reach. I'm tired of chasing them down and beating them to death. Chillax and be my pet. 9. Creeper from Minecraft. Of course I'd have to train it not to destroy my friends and family it'd be worth it. Imagine waking up just to find that frowning green face staring at you. It'd be creepy, but fun at the same time. 10. Hell hounds from call of duty. It's just like any normal dog. Except this one is undead, teleports and explodes when it dies. Well those are my top picks in no particular order.