I've had some people try to sell us paper towels before (?), some other creeps try to sell us meat (wtf?!), and about 15 separate Jehovah's Witness visits. Tell us your stories or suffer my wrath.
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"Do you have time for Jesus?" "No, I'm an athiest, have a good da-" "Just a moment of your time sir, his teachings will change your life." "...okay, fine. I'll listen to your lectures if you can sit through my lecture of how bondage works." Worked like a charm, they never came back.