I've had some people try to sell us paper towels before (?), some other creeps try to sell us meat (wtf?!), and about 15 separate Jehovah's Witness visits. Tell us your stories or suffer my wrath.
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I had a drunk guy knock on my door an ask me if I knew where his other shoe was one time, I proceeded to look down an he was missing a shoe...thought he was screwing around but turns out he really was looking for his shoe. I just stood there confused an gave him a flipflop lmao