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6/11/2015 8:47:03 AM
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Your Most Awkward Encounter With a Cop.
What was your most awkward encounter with a cop?
Mine would have to be when a black cop had a litainer. Then at one point he stars spitting,so, he respectively backs up as he's talking to me. Except he is just spitting on my car...I was hoping that because he is spitting everywhere on my stuff he would let me off with a 10mph over ticket on a steep hill. But noooo! Now I had a ticket and a car covered in his spit -_- thanks guy...
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I heard about a guy who was driving along on a highway near a forest at night. He was quite drunk and swerving all over the road. So, of course, he sees the red and blue lights in his rear view mirror. He pulls over to the side of the road and decides to jump over to the passenger seat. The cop walks up to the car and shines his light in the car to find no one in the drivers seat. He then looks up to see this drunk man sitting there. The cop asks what he is doing. The man replies that he is just sittin there. The cop asks if he was driving and he says no man im hammered. So wheres the driver the cop asks. The driver ran off into the woods the drunk said.. So the cop goes to look in the woods and the man just drives away.
