Hey guys, an honest question, what would you rate a plane crashing into two towers that look exactly the same? I don't know about you, but I'd give it a 9/11. I wonder why they were so unhappy afterward. Probably cause they ordered peperoni and only got plane. Now that I think about it, I don't approve of 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
[spoiler]I would give a shit if my computer crashed.[/spoiler]
Who is the best Jewish cook?
[spoiler]Adolf Hitler[/spoiler]
How much math can a black person do at max?
[spoiler]depends on how many years they spend in prison[/spoiler]
What did the white cop say to the judge after a black man was found dead next to a police car?
[spoiler]worst case of suicide I've ever seen[/spoiler]
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
[spoiler]because everytime she counts to 69 she gets a frog in her throat[/spoiler]
How do you embarass a male archeologist?
[spoiler]give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from[/spoiler]
Plz no ban.
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9/11 jokes...yeah still too soon. You can go choke on some deflated water balloons.
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Bet you didn't know that my cousin and uncle both died in 911. Yet I don't get my jimmies rustled by f[b][/b]ucking jokes.
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About that first one. Go F*ck yourself.
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It's a f[b][/b]ucking joke. 2 of my relatives died in 911, but I don't get worked up over it like you do.
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Nice nice. Inb4ban
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I didn't violate the CoC.
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Nice...
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The 9/11 jokes were a little rude. Especially if someone on the forums had a family member lost. Other than that the jokes were pretty good.
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My god.......those are the best jokes I ever heard!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Not ok
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