And see me standing at your window. What do you do?
Edit: Why does everyone want to shoot me?
Edit 2: Guns, knives, swords, crossbows, any other kind of weapon and attack dogs are now banned from this thread. I've got more holes in me than Swiss cheese and I'm starting to feel a little woozy.
Edit 3: So are killer unicorns.
Edit 4: Your hospitality has been overwhelming. Literally. I've had so much hot chocolate, ice cream, Oreos, chocolate milk and other tasty goodnesses I'm almost diabetic. Food and drink are now barred too. Let's gets creative.
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Microwave you