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6/11/2015 8:47:03 AM
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Your Most Awkward Encounter With a Cop.
What was your most awkward encounter with a cop?
Mine would have to be when a black cop had a litainer. Then at one point he stars spitting,so, he respectively backs up as he's talking to me. Except he is just spitting on my car...I was hoping that because he is spitting everywhere on my stuff he would let me off with a 10mph over ticket on a steep hill. But noooo! Now I had a ticket and a car covered in his spit -_- thanks guy...
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4 Replies*gets pulled over by police officer* Cop: Son, do you know you're not allowed to be on your iPhone while driving? Me: Yes, officer. Cop: Then why are you on your phone while driving? Me: But... I'm not... Cop: I saw you on your phone. Me: I don't even have a phone on me. Cop: Are you trying to lie to a police officer right now? Me: No. I don't have a phone on me. Cop: It's in your hand right now. Me: Are you blind? Cop: I'm gonna need you to step out of the car. Me: Fine. Let me just finish this. *takes bite out of iPhone shaped cookie* *cop walks away speechless*
