originally posted in:Legion of Wing
In a cesspool of pain and misery known as destiny there was one peculiar guardian by the name of HayzPlayz12, a Halo Veteran the girls don't call him daddy they call him "Master Cheif". HayzPlayz12 was feared by many, notorious for his mastery in the crucible and in Crotas end. All trembled in fear at his valedictorian 9-44, he was in need of no gjallarhorn, nut he surely deserved one. To assert his status he showed off his legendary grimore of 2320 giving him dominion over all others. Years of loneliness in space on missions from the lighthouse to the reef caused him to become extremely horny. Luckily his Shemale sister was able to satisfy him. Hayzplayz12 continued his journey across the great land that is destiny making BIG KEV proud.
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I'm dying of laughter