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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/15/2015 8:30:55 PM
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[b]The bird sits curled among dense foliage, resting, as if from a long journey and now clinging to the low tree branch. It softly seems to purr and chirp in it's slumber, rustling sometimes from it's dream.[/b]
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*notices bird* *sits and waits*
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[b]It continues resting, oblivious to you[/b]
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*continues to wait*
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[b]The bird snores[/b]
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[b]waits[/b]
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[b]The bird curls up deeper, chirping slightly[/b] [spoiler]Direct action may be necessary Reference ;3[/spoiler]
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*climbs up tree, so I am eye to eye with the bird* *watches intently, narrowing eyes* [i] You aren't just a bird are you...[/i]
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[b]It continues resting, oblivious to you[/b]
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*a large Dropship decloaks behind me and drops a portable bunker nearby* *i get inside* * a [url=http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/21/640x304_5426_APU_Helldivers_2d_tanks_robots_sci_fi_picture_image_digital_art.jpg]heavy Warframe [/url]gets out of the ship* [i]You have your order soldier[/i] (Warframe) [i]UNDERSTOOD[/i] *the Warframe pokes you with a stick*
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Edited by Kinda Red: 6/16/2015 1:41:49 AM[b]It snores slightly, pushing the stick away with one wing[/b]
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*emerges from bunker* [i]Jesus Christ even Deadpool can't sleep that deep.[/i] *the drop ship fires it's conventional engines in atmosphere. The sound is deafening and exhaust goes every where
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[b]The bird seems to say something in it's sleep, as if willing the noise away[/b]
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Edited by Stratos: 6/16/2015 2:25:55 AM[i]I'VE CONQUERED HALF A GALAXY BUT CAN'T WAKE UP A BIRD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ŠHĪT[/i] *walks to bird again* [i]Now listen here you little šhīt if you don't wake up in the next 5 minutes I'm gonna forcibly remove from that tree without your consent.[/i]
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*picks the bird up and places it on the ground*
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[b]It curls up in your hand, using your palm like a teddy bear[/b]
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*walks away*
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[spoiler]OMG ROFL[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i will set you on fire[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]LMAO you could have kept going like two more posts and woke me up[/spoiler]
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*lights you on fire*
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[b]Birds aren't flammable[/b]
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Edited by Stratos: 6/16/2015 5:31:41 PM*returns to bird* [i]Little šhīt. Being all non flammable and crap[/i]
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[b]The bird continues to snore[/b] [spoiler]Maybe try something more direct...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Kinda Red: 6/16/2015 5:33:08 PM[spoiler]Kek So basically you turned me into an inanimate element (Without saying in the first place, only after the fact) and lit me on fire is what you're saying?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]whut[/spoiler]
