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Edited by The Stranger:
6/16/2015 9:21:54 PM
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You wake in the middle of the night (Edit)
And see me standing at your window. What do you do?
Edit: Why does everyone want to shoot me?
Edit 2: Guns, knives, swords, crossbows, any other kind of weapon and attack dogs are now banned from this thread. I've got more holes in me than Swiss cheese and I'm starting to feel a little woozy.
Edit 3: So are killer unicorns.
Edit 4: Your hospitality has been overwhelming. Literally. I've had so much hot chocolate, ice cream, Oreos, chocolate milk and other tasty goodnesses I'm almost diabetic. Food and drink are now barred too. Let's gets creative.
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1 ReplyBump lol
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I hide and if you come in I will hit you in the head with something.
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2 RepliesI would invite you in. Then we would sneak downstairs to the Wii and play Lego Star Wars all night.. While eating cookies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Tell u to come in but on condition once u come u can't get out http://i.imgur.com/RyL9rob.jpg
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Drop kick you through the window.
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Close the curtans and go back to sleep
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Grab my iphone brick 4 and throw it at u
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I don't fuq widdit
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I throw a Lenny at you...
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Invite you to come and [spoiler]climb into my bed[/spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Microwave you
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I invite you inside and treat to some wonderful conversation and I never stop talking you try to leave but I keep talking you can never leave
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Call the coppers
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I find and look through the ultimate cringe thread until you leave
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Go back to sleep
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Freak out I can't see through my window (and its 1'x1')
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What if our bed is in front of the window?
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Microwave you
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Have my attack kitten eat you
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Edited by COLDSNAKE25: 6/18/2015 10:08:01 PMPanic, and Tackle you through the window.
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I sic my attack hedgehog on you. She freezes and does nothing because people are looking at her.
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4 RepliesI start jacking off
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2 RepliesPunch you
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1 ReplyI watch some embarrassing stuff
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2 Repliesare you on the inside staring out or the outside staring in
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1 ReplyMy window is 20 feet off the ground
