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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • When Chuck Norris went to play Trials he didnt even need to throw his grenade to have his super. When Chuck Norris went into the VoG, he got gjallohorn from Confluxes. When Chuck Norris kills Skolas, He gets infinite elder ciphers already completed. When Chuck Norris goes flawless, He gets the Fate of All Fools.

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