*sits in corner of the bar, smoking a pipe*
You. Come over here. Yes, you, the dipshit reading this. Over here now, I have a job for you.
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* Eyes glow from a dark corner * * wiggles little finger * * pipe turns to ash and falls in your lap * You can decide if want leap around due to the burning embers or not
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No smoking in the bar.
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[quote]No smoking in the bar.[/quote]
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 6/14/2015 3:41:54 AM*Glares at you while sweeping the floor* Order a damned drink. And you're smoking the place out.
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*wanders over* wut?
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*Walks over and slaps you* "Don't insult me."
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*mulligan warps in front of you* Hmph......what could your mortal soul possibly offer for my services