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6/12/2015 7:58:22 PM
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*Appears at beach, with a radio and a towel*
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Yeah boi! Put in some tunes! I'll make food! *sets up grill and starts making burgers*
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*Puts on tunes* *Lays down and waits for burgers*
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*serves burgers to everyone* here ya go!
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*Looks at burger* It's completely black... I think you cooked it a little long...
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Yeah… I'm not the best of this… let's just make sandwiches…
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*Tosses you sandwich ingredients*
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*Faceplants in the sand* I have to clean up all this sand?
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No silly! This is the beach! It's supposed to be here! [spoiler]kek I laughed at that[/spoiler]
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... The beach is warm. Does the air conditioning work? [spoiler]Kek.[/spoiler]
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No no. It's supposed to be warm. *sees you wearing heavy clothes* here go change in to these *gives you shorts and a t-shirt*
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*Takes the clothes* These are disgusting. *Hands them back*
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*glates* JaMs…
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*Glares back* Don't look at me for more than 5 seconds at a time.
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I ring if you put these on *gives back clothes*
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*Puts clothes down* I'm not changing my clothes.
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Then have a heat stroke
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*Mumbles* Shut up...
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*grabs towel and lays in the sun* iced tea please
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Edited by MeGa Mysterious: 6/12/2015 8:04:32 PM*tosses you iced tea* *beatdown bc not a bartender* shit… *lays down beside you after beat down*
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*glares and walks away with tea*
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*confused* why u glare at me like dat?
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Hmm I wonder.
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What? I just got beat up!
