*Hands the official list of employees*
*Points to my name*
I'm the jani- Custodial Engineer around here.
I don't see your name.
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He hasn't added my name yet as I said it took 2 weeks ago and you are not JaMs to get the job
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*Points to name tag* Oh... that's my old username... I should probably ask him to change that...
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Oh you should actually I was SUPER CONFUSED and a tiny bit weirded out
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*Continues glaring* Where did you get the broom?
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Just from my house bought it yesterday in fact had to be prepared.
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... *Coughs* It smells like a burning tire.
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Yeah I noticed that to but idk where to get another broom so I've gotta wait until tomorrow or aftermorrow in order for it to get to my home
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*is burning tires in corner* sorry that's me
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Oh ok
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*Looks around* You're not getting mine. *Locks door to custodial closet*
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Oh ok thanks for putting that out there but I'll wait for my new broom but could I use your mop? There's some vodka spilt on the floor over there *points to a stain on the floor near a corner*
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*Looks at the stain, then at you* *Does it again* *And again* No. *Tosses grimy towel* You can use that.
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Wow ok fine I'll walk home and get my -blam!-ing mop thanks
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*Glares* You just keep walking.