People starting a related topic is a contagious habit, that can make people start a related topic off of their related topic and eventually creating a chain of threads that could consume the forum in chain topics. This is obviously a problem because then topics will be easier to necrobump throughout time, and when you necrobump the oldest, the rest could also be necrobumped too. Why would these people need to be segregated and quarantined? Because then they would eventually learn that making chain topics is wrong (and that ShadowAnarchist is crazy) For example: Look at all the "Porch day" threads. If they were all chained together, then there would be necrobump heaven! This is a problem that needs to be solved. [spoiler]Aw who am I kidding? I love necrobumping. Start related topics people![/spoiler]