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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/8/2015 8:51:31 PM
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*Meets with outlander gang in a back alley of the Dojo* *purchases black market Samurai sword* *leaves city without a trace* "dang I'm glad everyone's too busy fighting eachother. That was one easy black market purchase!"
English
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*Is sniped as you try to leave*
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[quote]*leaves city without a trace*[/quote] AHEM...
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*Snipes you as you walk down the road*
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*you realize it's a clone of me.* *you then feel a a sword slitting your throat, and you cry out in pain.* *vanishes from area to never be seen again*
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*It was a decoy as well*
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Lol. *leaves on a plane*
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*A rocket targets the plane*
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"Dangit, what's wrong with doing business? Really? That's it!" *deploys spare parts* *missle explodes* *increases speed to 761 mph (speed of sound)* *calls in escort fighter jets*
