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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/7/2015 4:46:44 AM
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10 dragon eggs for sale! They come in all shapes and sizes! All I want is human ears!
This is a limited time offer.......
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*gives 50 ears* Ewwww, give me a dragon please, a cool one.
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*gives egg eats ears*
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Ewww *walks away with egg*
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*lands on your stall and knocks you away* You kidnaped. And are selling. Children. Give me a reason not to kill you slowly. *shelters eggs with tail*
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Also you kinda cant kill me without making over 1000 dragons ive bred and trained myself come after you and try to kill you. Also I could remove my limiters and kill you with a move of my hand with magyk.
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I bred these dragons, no kodnapping was involved.
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Bred?
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I own over 1000 dragons.......that I bred and trained myself...... also dont worry all the dragons are free to do whatever they want but they always come when called.....
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*pulls a gun on you*
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A gun? Really?
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*The barrel extends, the chamber expands, and you see a bullet chain going into the chamber*
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Please. HEXUS! *the gun jams and all of your electronics explode*
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*summons what appears to be an ornamental sword*
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You will need a bigger blade.
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I'm afraid you don't know what this sword does *runs with the wyvern* [spoiler]chrck latest post[/spoiler]
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*knocks you over using gale force winds* [spoiler]check the link if you need to be reminded of my size[/spoiler] http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BlcxSaLgKos/maxresdefault.jpg
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[spoiler]i forget the words to the dragon aspect shout[/spoiler] *shouts Dragon Aspect* *Is now garbed in the essence of a dragon*
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You bear the essence of the lesser wyrms, the spawn of the heretic Akatosh. I am a direct creation of Io, the true draconic deity. Your voice holds no fear for he who can bend reality without even a word *my eyes glow golden and a chasm opens from my claws toward you*
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Yes, but even the heretics have power to fight the Gods Fus! Ro! Dah!
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*an equally powerful spell counters it, this same spell also strikes you from all angles*
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*The dragon flesh allows me to resist*
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Impressive. *The forces suddenly reverse creating a vacuum around you* [spoiler]FYI a skyrim "dragon" isn't going to beat a D&D Dragon[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You Are right But a skyrim dragon is in fact a Wyvern But nevertheless They can use the voice to blot out the sun and flood the earth[/spoiler]
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*Offers potato sack of ears* [i]Is this enough?[/i]
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Yeah, *gives egg eats ears*
