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Edited by DigitalNinja: 8/4/2016 7:46:02 PM
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[DIGITAL_DOJO]

[b][u]Before reading further, something you should know:[/u][/b] [spoiler]This is an RP thread. If you don't like that kind of thing, than I suggest you hit the back tab now.[/spoiler] Welcome to the [DIGITAL_DOJO], a safe haven for warriors of any kind. Here, all are welcome to train for whatever purpose they may have, whether it be a war, or for personal improvement. You may bring weapons, or buy them here, as we can provide for the unarmed. OUR POLICY: The dojo will remain neutral to all other groups, and anyone is welcome to train. This also means we will not interfere with other battles, nor will we start one ourselves. There is one exception however, it is the sovereignty. We have declared war on them, and we will grill their corpses... If you wish to truly join us, you must go through testing by me or by designated personnel. If not, you do not have permission to take up permanent residence. This place is centered around fighting. This includes a multitude of different fighting techniques, ranging from bladed weaponry, ranged, magical, to even firearms. We have specialists for each, and we also carry some forms of each in stock. Another important notice to everyone: do not add or make adjustments to the dojo without asking me first. This includes relations with other groups, buildings, particularly dangerous equipment, and new members. NEWS: [spoiler] WE'VE HIT 50,000!! DON'T SHUT US DOWN NOW![/spoiler] IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE: [spoiler]I'm not always going to be here! If I don't respond, look for one of the Lieutenants.[/spoiler] [b]RULES[/b] [spoiler] 1-the dojo will remain neutral under any and every circumstance, with one exception (see rule 6). All members are required to follow this rule. 2-Any member attempting to take another members life without consent or approval from either the person in question or me will be removed. This becomes effective immediately. 3-Godmodding will grant you a removal from the dojo. 4-lieutenants will now be selected based on merit, not time spent. It is still a factor, but not the main reason for selection. 5-Remember that you cannot win every fight. Try to win if you can, but if you are put up against impossible odds, do not resort to godmodding 6-Anyone and everyone of the sovereignty is our enemy. Kill them and bring their corpses back to the dojo for grilling 7-Ookshmook383141 is not permitted to participate due to constant harassment. No one is permitted to allow him entry. General RP rules will be discussed in the group[/spoiler] [b]For those that don't know what this thread is about, this is an RP thread. Which means you can leave if you were here for something else.[/b] [b][<>---------------------------------<>][/b] [b]And yes, we still exist.[/b]

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  • [b]IRL me walks back up to the dojo, holding two Desert Eagles, and I knock on the gate[/b] "Hello? Where the hell is everyone?"

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    • [b]starts maintainence on anti-lenny tanks Big ones and small ones.[/b]

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      • Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/17/2016 1:05:59 PM
        Element was wandering around the dojo like a big playground when suddenly Tendrils came out of the shade and Element got impaled by a toucan sized tank but then Ninja came out of the blue with a fuking spoon and choked element into the grey, and forced unto Element his chastity cage. Then Sketch dropped his ruffles and forced Element into a crazy Tickle but Pants came back from the dead, and whipped Element right in the head. And with great determination and eyes causing a fearing, he stabbed element with an average sized herring. Too top it off element got stabbed in the ass, with a Canadian flagpole, he was thrown into a volcano, and roasted with a batch of potatoes. It was the bloodiest execution the world ever saw. But it didn't matter, since the dojo did it all. And at the end of the day, the members sought to celebrate. With Zane, Ninja and Tubbs friend named Bob. Everyone enjoyed the Element corpse kebab. [spoiler]Element you and your odd nature of insta-douchebaggery has been banned from the dojo[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by Skatch142: 5/18/2016 3:53:37 AM
          *Sketch comes out of his box dragging an extremely long sheet of cardboard behind him (At least 200 feet long.) He goes back in and comes out with a yard stick and a huge roll of duct tape. He starts measuring and cutting the cardboard with his claws. He folds it and tapes it together with duct tape along with a pencil. His eyes are blue and he listens to music as he works.*

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          • [u][i][b]Utah Pain[/b][/i][/u] [i]It was cold.... dark... all the signs of death. But oddly Sithis had revived him... and immediately threw him into the old freelancer facility... and forced him to revive ancienr species. But now, Utah had a way out. He had observed Sithis putting in the door code last week, and now Utah planned his escape, making new weapons and a new set of armor for himself. He would be victorious. He sat up from his bed, and quickly threw on clothes, then his armor. He then went and got his weapons, a modified pistol and assault rifle. Made by hand. But thats how all of his things are, the probably look like a homeless man made them, but they made Utah feel normal, and most importantly, not trapped in a place he made working for a so called "friend." The only friend he realls has would be mizz. But who knows if Mizz is alive... lets not dwell on that. He walks over to the elevator, and quickly punches in the code, cracking the expensive glass as he puts it in. Luckily, the elevator opens, and he slips into it, pushing the bottom for it to take him to the surface. He listens to the background music, it sounds like screamo... man Sithis is odd. Once the elevator finally reached the top, Utah steps through the elevator, and looks around, spotting what he was looking for: Sithis's pet wereolf, Galileo. Utah Stealthfully walked over to it, and shor its back with a bullet made of glass; Galileo quickly turns into a wearwomf and swats Utah back, literally howling in pain. Well shit, thought utah. But luckilly he has a lot of bullets... Utah guns down galileo, with around 200 bullets. Wondeful, thought Utah, he needs more ammo. He could find it in to- Utah goes flying forwards, then he turns to see a pissed off Sithis who just blew up the facility. Well -blam!-. Utah quickly runs before Sithis sees him, and makes it to a small town, where he begins to ask: "has anyone seen a man in spartan armor named Mizz?!" He gets sad looks. How odd. He continues on his search till someone begins to yell at him "how could you bring up a hero who died with ease!" Utah froze. Dead? Mizz? Not possible... The person walks away quickly as sithis lands beside utah, aiming a gun at Utah. Utah began to feel the cold and dark feeling again, the sweet sweet cold and dark feeling.... The cold and dark feeling of death...[/i] [spoiler]Closed, but rate out of 5 please, I wish to know how I did.[/spoiler]

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            • [b]Dusky...[/b] [i]I sit, shape wing a strange blade in the middle of the square. The metallic rasp of the whetstone against the deep blade blade of the knife echoing among the darkness. After a while, I stop. I hold it up. It is a Kukri, solid black metal, with golden engraving. [/i] It is good to be back...

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              • [b]I am just outside of the main building, talking to a cloaked figure[/b] [spoiler]Open![/spoiler]

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                • Tallying up the comments across all three threads makes the Dojo have 120k replies. Holy shit.

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                  • Edited by Royal Blade: 5/18/2016 4:42:28 AM
                    [b]A mysterious figure approaches the gates.[/b] "Knock, knock." [b]His voice is a raspy cold. It's almost as if he hasn't spoken or drunk anything in ages.[/b] [spoiler]Open![/spoiler]

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                    • Edited by Royal Blade: 5/18/2016 12:02:10 PM
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                    • Edited by CzanMan02: 5/18/2016 2:22:20 AM
                      [b][u]November's Choice [/u][/b] [b][u]Part 3[/u][/b] [i]November yawns as she and Isi reach Isi's town. She looks around, not seeing very many people[/i] "Hey Isi, where is everyone?" [i]Isi seems to ignore her as they get to his home, and walks in and yells[/i] "Mama! I'm home!" [i]November is hit with a sudden realization, this was a town she had taken out. Shit, she thought, she would have to disguise herself. She quickly takes a scarf from her bag, and sets it on her so it covers half of her face.[/i] "Hey Isi, im kinda cold so im gonna wear this, ok?" [i]Isi nods as his mother walks into the room, huggin him, then immediately interrogating him about where he has been.[/i] "Mom, mom, Im fine. This nice lady helped me and healed me." [i]The Mother walks up to November, and shakes her hand, tears forming at the corner of her eyes[/i] "Thank you lady, I truly appreciate you helping people out, especially in times where people are being killed and eaten every other day by those savages..." [spoiler]Closed. Open to opinions about it though.[/spoiler]

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                      • Edited by Skatch142: 5/15/2016 4:20:33 PM
                        *Sketch wanders out from some bushes. Instead of walking on two legs like he normally does he is on all fours. He sniffs the ground a little.* [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]

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                        • Shade casts magic missile into the darkness...

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                        • Edited by Atom: 5/17/2016 7:31:09 PM
                          [b]Yule stood at the dojo's gates. After meeting someog the people here, he had a general feel for the place. Originally, he was going to attempt to leave as soon as possible, but the occupants were strong, something he needed. He grabbed the small girl's hand beside him, and chuckled before issuing a challenge.[/b] I've been told... [b]His voice seemed to magnify, and most who were fighting stopped to listen.[/b] That to gain entry, I need to fight a... [b]The figure pauses and chuckles.[/b] Lieutenant. [spoiler]Open![/spoiler]

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                          • *emily medatates in the pond floating and humming*

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                            • [b][u]Traitor of the Sovereignty[/u][/b] [b][i]Digital_Dojo, Entrance Grounds[/i][/b] [b]I figure cloaked in a dusted traveling cloak had walked swiftly into the entrance gate of the Dojo, and stood not daring to further pass. Rather the figure's complexion had been hidden beneath its hood, there still was the eerie feeling present from the hidden watchful eyes it held. Then out of nowhere the figure shouted, a man's voice from the sound of it,[/b] [i]"What is this 'Sovereignty' you all keep posting posters about!?"[/i]

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                              • ?[b][i][/i][/b]

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                                • [b]Tesuto stands back up suddenly.[/b] ......what is the matter? "?" [b]The question mark is holographically projected...[/b]

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                                  • [b]LET THE MEME DIE[/b]

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                                    • *scrolls through threads to open* This place again *opens* Oh god *vietnam flashbacks* *remembers* Oh shit! Abort abort! *contracts cancer* *dies* [spoiler]1 rpely= 1 prayr[/spoiler]

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                                      • *Shows up on a Pogo Stick* 1v1 me m8. 360 pogo stick. No helmet.

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                                        • Edited by Alpha-007: 5/16/2016 8:50:32 PM
                                          [b]Five dirt bikes ascend the trail up to the dojo, and stop outside the gates The leader of the band gets off of his, and grabs a pump-action shotgun on his back, while two grab their SCAR-Ls, and the last two grab SAWs The men are unidentifiable as they wear full military gear, their faces obscured by masks[/b] [spoiler]Winter Soldier style mask and goggles[/spoiler] [b]The leader approaches the gate, his voice distorted and deep[/b] "I wish to seek entrance......" ((Open))

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                                          • [b]Tesuto suddenly falls to the ground. The sound of Microsoft Excell rings out of him. He starts to have a seizure on the ground.[/b]

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                                            • Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/17/2016 3:48:42 AM
                                              [quote]*looks at tree* *starts punching tree*[/quote]

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                                              • [b][u]November's choice[/u][/b] [b][u]Part Two [/u][/b] [i]November regarded the boy, and sighed. Maybe. Good deed would help her... be happy.[/i] "Hey Kid, would you mind If I healed you?" [i]The kid looks up at her hapilly[/i] "N-no... please do heal me." [i]November raises her hand over his leg, and it begins to reconstruct, and she helps him stand[/i] "Do you know where your village is kid?" [i]The kid shakes his head, looking down shyly[/i] "No... I dont." [i]November sighs. Maybe she should help him... but if anyone recognizes her... it could be bad. But she should try, this boy doesnt seem that bad.[/i] "I'll help you find this place then. What's your name?" [i]the kid looks up at her with a new image[/i] "I'm Isi, and thank you." [i]November sighs as she begins to walk[/i] "Keep up Isi." [i]Isi quickly follows her, seeming in a better mood[/i] [spoiler]Closed, of course.[/spoiler]

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