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Edited by Roadkii J: 5/28/2015 2:20:51 PM
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Will Xûr show up at the Reef?

Title says it, really. Perhaps he'll be two places at once, signifying his masters' powers; or maybe there will be some kind of awoken equivalent to Xûr? Snur, agent of the Nine? Anyone? No? Ok. [b][i]Now that the reef has been confirmed "Open to all players" with or without DLC, do you think Xûr will show up at the Reef?[/i][/b] [b]Xur showed up at the Reef! Told Ya so :)[/b] [b][i][u]Best Agents read so far:[/u][/i][/b] • Xûr's Chiropractor, agent of the spine • Xûr's retarded cousin, Durr • Smurf, Agent of the nerf • The queen of the Reef, agent of 69 • Xûr's brother, Zur, looks just like Xûr except he's purple with blue eyes • Xûr's Autobot cousin, Blurr • Forum Troll Hurr Durr, Agent of the whine • William Sûr Tentacle Tenington the III, agent of assorted wines and cigars • Nine, agent of the Xûr • Xûr's cat, Purr, agent of the nine lives • Citrus, agent of the Lime • Sweeper-bot, agent of the Grime • Xûr's wife, agent of the Fine • Slur, agent of the -blam!- • Xûr's mute French cousin, Shush, agent of the mime • Trig, agent of the sine • James Xurond, agent 009 • Steve Kerr, agent of the 3-point line • Xing Xong Xù, Xûr's Chinese step-mother • Xûr's Crack dealer, agent of the crime • Xûr's diseased buddy, agent of the swine flu • Tûrd, agent of shitty weapons • Xûr's Muscle-y step-brother, Sûr, agent of the vagine • Tarzûr, agent of the vine • Jesus Christ, agent of the divine (sells crosses, bibles, and holy water for 7 strange coins each) • Daisy the talking Cow, agent of the bovine • Gûr, agent of 90's television shows

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  • Fir, agent of Pine (sells pine scented air fresheners and cleaning supplies. They have no purpose) Blur, agent of Wine Fur, Agent of feline (got kicked out of the tower for burying his poop in the planters out front and barfing hairballs on the vanguard table) Cur, agent of whine (follows you around if he thinks you have food. Smells really musty. Pees on the floor if he hears a doorbell)

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