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5/28/2015 2:03:22 AM
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Halo Reach is Trash

Did Jorge really have to die? He could have let a -blam!-ing marine do it.. Did Carter really have to die? He could have -blam!-ing jumped out the ship.. Did Emile really have to die? If he didn't spend so much damn time shooting the elite, he could have turned the -blam!- around and -blam!-ing chuck norrised that elites ass. Did Kat really have to die? Yes. And why didn't Jun come back and 117 noscoped all of the elites asses during the scene when Six died? Plus, where the -blam!- is the death star at? Every Halo game has had a Death Star. Why is this game called Halo reach anyways? What the -blam!- are they reaching for?? It's not like they are not tall enough to reach the top of a shelf... Why did Kat need to get a robot arm? She could have taped her old one back on. I guess doctors did suck in the 1980s. Why don't they let the nice monsters have that planet? They go through all of the time, money and effort to nuke, kill and burn people. That's hard work, they deserve that planet. All the humans do is get fat and play cod on their N64. These are my suggestions to fix the game. Hopefully, bungie will build a time machine with the money collected from their new game, Destiny, and go back in time and fix the game.

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