[spoiler]This is a parody. The original song can be seen here: http://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA [/spoiler] Old Phogoth was hoppin' around The Summoning Pits like a big playground When suddenly a Hunter burst from the shade And hit Phogoth with a flux grenade Phogoth got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaxx Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaxx-Fu When Atheon came out of the blue And he started beating up Lord Shaxx quite a bit Then they both got flattened by a guardian ship Before it could make it back to the Guardians' loot cave A warlock suddenly popped out of his grave And took a SUROS out from under his bond And blew the Hunter with a 'see-ya! so long!' But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because a Defender Titan came to save the day [Chorus:] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungie's Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of Bungie's Destiny Phogoth took a bite out of Sepiks Prime Like how Eris Morn took our money and time And then Shaxx came back covered in ship tracks But a thrall jumped out and landed on his back And the Hunter was injured and trying to get steady When the warlock came back with a Gjally But suddenly something caught his leg and he fell Aksor the Archon took him into his cell Then he saw Phogoth sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause the Hunter stole it and he shot and he missed And the thrall deflected it with its fist Then it jumped in the air and it did a somersault While the Warlock tried to two-man The Vault With Sepiks Prime but they collided in the Gorgon's Lair Then they both got hit by a Gorgon's stare [Chorus:] This is the ultimate showdown of Bungie's Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... Angels sang out... And a chorus followed... Down from the heavens... Descended SmoggyPluto... Who delivered a kick... More destructive than Gjallarhorn... Into the crotch... Of Aksor the Archon Who fell over on the ground... Feeling no less terrible... As the Hunter crouched... Turning invisible... But Smoggy saw through... His clever disguise... And he crushed the Hunter's head... In between his thighs Then Urzok the hated and Kabr in Chatterwhite And Taniks the Scarred and all of Crota's Hive Knights And the Swarm Princes and the Eye of Oryx, And Lord Saladin and Vanguard's Hunter Cayde-6, Dinklebot, Crota, and Saviks Queenbreaker Ir Yut, Omnigul, every single Psion Slayer, Baroness Drevis and Winter Kell Draksis, Variks, Kaliks, Vekis, and Devil Archon Riksis All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked SmoggyPluto in his lucky ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood the rest were all damned Master Rahool holding a purple engram