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5/19/2015 5:33:22 AM
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Post your girl problems and I will help you

I'm a natural at getting girls, so if you're having any issue with the opposite sex I will reply to your individual post and help you out as best as I can . I might not get to everyone right away but don't worry I will get to you. Post away :)

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  • Edited by Salty Balls: 5/20/2015 7:41:24 AM
    Today I told my mom that i would cut my future wife's face off and carry it around in my pocket if she ever did something i wouldn't. [quote]something i wouldn't [/quote] Leaves a lot of room for interpretation. I know. I immediately saw the anguish in her facial expression. The jokes on her because im smart enough to know ill never even get a girlfriend, let alone married to a dumb enough [b]woman[/b] !!

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