I would ride a boar, pigs are bad asses and now it's a pig with tusks, it'll tear everything up and leaves no witnesses.
And with this I ask what's even scarier, a warrior coming back with stories, or no warriors coming back at all?
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A flaming centaur pillow golem the size of a barn he would have a artillery price on his back that fires long range Gatling chainsaws soaked in napalm He would also have s rainbow unicorn horn with a solid metal set of wings He would have Godzilla breath and be proficient in martial arts That is what I'd ride into battle... Or a saber tooth tiger cause that's also pretty badass