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5/16/2015 4:29:14 PM
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*I walk up to you* TREE!!!! *I pull out a chainsaw*
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* I look up from my book* Walk away or I will eat you alive.
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Dang. *I make a tree made out of books and cut it down*
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....the pooor books......... *crys*
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*laughs*
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*looks at you* Y-you basterd....... *shoots fire tornado at you*
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CRAP!!!! *starts running*
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*shoots lightning tornado and 5 more fire tornados* You can run but i will still hurt you.
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WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *I keep running faster*
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[i][b]Dovah kriid stav[/b][/i] *100 dragon-man warriors appear infront of you and attack*
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AH!!! *I open a portal under me and leave while closing the portal*
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Dont touch trees or books....
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OK!!!
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*pokes the chainsaw*
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*your hand gets cut*
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*licks the blood off my hand* I hunger
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*tackles a random person and slowly devours them*
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*is watching while being terrified and disgusted*
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*grabs their arm in my mouth and rips it off sending blood into the air*
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;___;
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*Approaches you*
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* you notice I am carrying a corpse with a foldable cleaver stuck in its chest*oh, hello.
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So, what happened to him?
