JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
1399

Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • Ok, so two gay guys were having sex in their apartment throughout an entire day. So in the afternoon, the first gay guy gets off his partner and says: "I'm gonna go to the bathroom, so don't cum." So he goes to the bathroom and comes out to see all this semen all over the walls, the window, the bed, just everywhere. So he yells at his partner, saying "I told you not to cum!" [spoiler]His partner responds: "But I didn't cum I just farted!"[/spoiler]

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    1 Reply
    1 2
    You are not allowed to view this content.
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon