Go ahead and ask a dragon anything
Edit: Over 100! Keep going, and give me more ego!
Edit: Get this to 300 and I will reveal the punchline
[spoiler]Where to you get dragon sugar?[/spoiler]
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So how do dragons fly given their size and mass and also how the -blam!- are you typing with those huge claws?
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Are you legendary?
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Are you going to stop posting that picture everywhere its getting the dong annoyed. At least get a new one for dongs sake.
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Where can I find someone please help me, a 10-pack of RC Cola, it's so cold down here, a peanut-butter and horse semen sandwich, a blue lunchbox, they won't let us up, we see with our hands, and a bunk bed created with bees wax at 4:00 in the morning?
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How did you feel about your ancestors Ancalagon the Black and Glaurang?
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Can... Can.. I ride you to narnia?!?!?
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Go back to tumblr.
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what was there first: the egg or the chicken? err.. dragon?
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You ran away from the challenge I issued. Why you run?
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On all levels but physical, I am awoo~
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*eats anti-bump snipers corpse*
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Why would a dragon -blam- a human?
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Did you go to smaug's funeral
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Eagles are better. Just saying.
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I'm paarthurnax so we're distantly related
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Do you like tacos?
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Can I have your soul?
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200th
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Edited by The Juan: 5/18/2015 3:13:17 AMThe Juan must mate with you. We are the last of our kind.
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Cool, can I cut off your tail for a drake sword?
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How long are you head to tail? How wide is your wingspan? How tall are you?
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Do your balls grant wishes? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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WUS-RO-DA!
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Ehh I think I could beat you
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Bum-gets sniped-
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Why do you terrorize Skyrim?