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5/12/2015 7:07:20 PM
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*is standing in front of you when you turn*
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*pulls out a gun and shoots you in the knee* I can't "stand" it when people try to stalk me
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*deflects with force, responds with batarang to your face*
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*bites the batarang*
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*it slices your cheeks open* *kind of like the Joker's*
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*Pulls out a stapler and staples the wound shut* That's going to be a mouthful
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*stands motionless* *creaks in the breeze*
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*spits out a razor blade*
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*wipes spit off chestplate with a Bat-kerchief*
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*picks up the razor blade and slices into my arms*
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*creaking intensifies*
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 5/12/2015 7:33:45 PM*swallows the razor blade and licks the blood off my arms*
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*stares*
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*smiles* What are you looking at
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*silence*
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*pulls a staple out of my face and licks the blood off of it*
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*breathes loudly*
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*pulls out the rest of the staples as the wound regenerates* So you're just going to be the silent type
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*you realize the breathing is snoring*
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*attempts to push you into the lake*
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*too heavy*
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*keeps pushing*
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*you fail your strength check*
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*steals your wallet*
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*utility belt is booby trapped*
