Hey! So I'm getting a bunny within the next few weeks and I've never had one before.
Any tips on how to take care of one?
Edit: I'm not eating it you bUTTHOLES
Edit 2: I'm not killing it either omg
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Microwave it
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[b][i][u]eat it[/u][/i][/b]
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Rabbits are EVIL!!
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Eat it
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Relevant.
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Anal penetration
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feed my child trix
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Eat it
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EAT IT
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Males are nicer. Females can be mean. They eat their own poop so don't be worried if you see that.
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What's up doc?
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No way, a real life bunnycomb
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I read the title, then the last sentence and I read the last sentence so wrong, I read [spoiler]and I'm not eating your bUTTHOLE[/spoiler] I panicked a bit, regained my breadth and read it again. PHEW! call it Roger Rabbit, and frame it for everything that happens. Get it? Get it?
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Fried Rabbit is better than chicken
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They can literally die from fright. My bartenders died in a thunder storm. Had a chef tell me she sat in front of a bunny and screamed at it until it just keeled over and died. Their heart literally explodes. #Themoreyouknow
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Congrats on the bunny the main thing is handle them when they are young. And another thing you should keep in mind is that there diet should be mostly hay and just a little of the rabbit food/pellets. It will help them live longer. And if its a boy you should look into getting him fixed. This will also limit the risk of cancer and such. Any questions just ask.
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Yes imprison another poor animal just for your amusement, YOU DISGUST ME.
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Awwwww! Who's the father?
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One of these?
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Don't let it turn out like this^ asshole.
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For real, name it Toast.
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.......(⌐■ ͜ʖ ■).......... _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ ヽ___>、___/ |( 王 ノ〈 /ミ`ー―彡\ / ヽ_/ \ Give it trix. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT FRICKING DESERVES SOME.
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Make sure you have a Holy Hand Grenade prepared [spoiler]just in case...[/spoiler] [spoiler]It IS THE RABBIT[/spoiler]
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You gotta be careful with those things. They die pretty easy if your not careful. Well it's that or I'm really irresponsible
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Kill it before it kills [i]you[/i]
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Don't get it wet, and don't EVER feed it after midnight.