Explain. I haven't watched those channels in years

Cartoon Network: Swarming with cringe worthy cartoons about random shit, for an example: Uncle Grandpa, the only thing he has going for him is they he says "Good Morning" for no apparent reason. Nickelodeon: There's only two good cartoons on there, Spongebob and Fairly Odd Parents. The others are completely stupid, there's one where a boy is best friends with a snake and try go around doing gross shit like eating a pizza off the street. Then there's Bread Winners, there's two ducks that one a life supply of bread and they sell it, the thing about this show is that it has unnecessary shit that the makers see as comedy, the ducks repeatedly slam eachother a butts together after achieving something.