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5/10/2015 10:12:12 PM
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*dives in beside you, off hand sparking with ice*
"Well let's make sure he doesn't get away this time."
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Ok. *lays on sacrificial altar*
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"Why are you laying there? Does there have to be some ceremony?"
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Yes... *waits* Wtf? Hellooouuu?!!
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"What do I have to do?"
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Umm... tie me up.
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*bounds feet to table, then hands* "So is this some kind of virgin sacrifice?" *tightens everything up*
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Obviously not. Demons, the devil himself, they hate me. Being defenseless should do the trick. I mean, why would they stay back now? *glares at you* Do you have anything to do with this?
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*slightly offended, hugs defenseless you* "No? I am trying to help you. Have some fun with you... Spend time with you. And plus, kill a demon."
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*is angry because i did not approve this hug* If we werent waiting for satan, id be kicking your ass by now... *waits* Damn you satan! Hurry, cut my neck open.
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"Well here we go.." *cuts throat, it freezes your wound and wind pipe. Your breathing becomes slower and slightly labored* *rumbling, crashing, and growling is heard in the distance. The noises seem to be growing closer*
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*is passing out while thinking:damn it! Not THAT much!!*
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*scary sounds closen, focused on demon not looking at you* "You ready Julie?!"
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*passes out* *which causes the sacrificial altar to begin accepting my life and offering it to satan*
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*turns to check on you, sees life energy being drained* *ohshit.jpeg* *breaks bounds around hands, demon sounds just a few rooms away now. Breaks bounds around legs, and picks you up off altar.* "Come on Julie, I just did what you told me.." *shakes you while you in my arms*
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*wakes up, hears demon, fakes being passed out*
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*demon one room over* *props you up in corner, grows wings and readies self for demon* "Anytime Julie.."
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*what you thought was a demon crashes through the wall* Satan: heh, YOU stand between her and i?! *laughs*
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*mumbles* "Sonofabitch Julie" *full volume* "Why is she so important to you?"
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Satan: *Laughs* she's one of the few who hopes her purpose will be renewed... heh... probably the only one left. She would be [b]very useful[/b] to me if she'd stop being so damn stupid! *laughs again*
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"Well she has other plans for now." *throws jolt of electric at roof and crumbles down in front of Satan. I scoop you up and attempt to flee.*
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Psst... psst... you dont think you can take em? SATAN: you cant run from [b]ME![/b]
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*continues flying away*
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*runs hand through your hair* You scared?
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"Ehh no.. Well maybe. Mostly glad I didn't kill you. I know I can't take him alone." *holds you passionately tight and starts to ascend* "I didn't know it was [u][i][b] the demon[/b][/i][/u]."
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*giggles* He won't admit it, but he's afraid of me
