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5/9/2015 5:42:39 AM
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*A black man runs into the lobby and seconds later a police cruiser crashes through the entrance*
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Youd better pay for a new wall and sweep the floor till its as shiny as it was before *turnsto black man chucks knife into thigh impaling him to a different wall* and u sir better have a damn good reason for runnin from the cops
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"Bill it to the city mate" *cops proceed to beat back guy*
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*slices both polices badges off* Fix it now or your both gonna look like him and you why did you run
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*Cops shoot you for impeding arrest*
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*dissapears* *reappears behind cops shoves very special knife mentioned earlier in the forums up where the sun dont shine* I said fix the wall or those knives are gonna spin *throws another knife near the testicles of the black man* if you dont wanna lose those tell me why you were running the whole truth no lies
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*black man is unconscious* * a swat team storms the building and begins firing at you*
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Well this escaleted quickly now im only gonna say this once you fix the god damn walls or you all die *causes knives to start spinning* [spoiler]I assume you know which knives im talking about[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No I don't[/spoiler] *Swat team puts a bullet through your head, instantly killing you*
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Gg night night time for me
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Now that thats all done*disappears to nurse wounds*
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[spoiler]had already activated the spys pocket watch from TF2[/spoiler] *enforces fairy law*[spoiler]from fairy tail destroys all enemies of the user[/spoiler]
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*Cops don't know what that stuff is so therefore they're immune* *continue shooting up the place*
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Edited by lapo12: 5/9/2015 7:45:29 AMFine then *slays till theres only one* see this knife (=|=[=[= this goes straight up your as only causing slight discomfort when I twist right those things that look like brackets cut and slice your innards. When I twist left they act like a cheese grater so unless you want some really painful torture like a masochist then I suggest YOU FIX THE HOTEL!
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[spoiler]uncultured swine like you need to use google[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its a very special dildo kmife[/spoiler]
