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5/9/2015 3:44:24 AM
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Punish? Fighting your son is not the time for bad play on words.
Also, if we wanted to punish him, we would make him hang out in the men's bathroom at Bungie Hq. He would experience the true terror of awkward conversations and be really scared of why there is someone in a gorilla suit constantly drinking alcohol whilst peeing.
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Bad play on words? Nah that was good and you know it was :) legend has it that gorilla is actually the ceo of bungie hq. I mean why else would such a successful company let some dirty ape piss away all their profits. Is this why they butchered our experience in destiny? Or was it activision getting angry becuase that dirty ape gave it aids?
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Whoa, calm down here. The webmaster is a classy fellow.
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Haha man im just joking
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Just remember standard protocol for dealing with the Webmaster: Order one hot tub, order one dozen beers, give him a bluray copy of Hot Tub Time Machine 2. He is confirmed stronger then all, including gods. Best to just keep him stocked up so he doesn't go on a spree.
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Give the webmaster 12 beers and throw him in the hot tub....... hmmm isn't that considered cheesing? Shame on bungie
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Edited by The Devourer: 5/9/2015 4:41:40 AMWell instead of going toe to toe your protocol suggest methods many would consider a cheese. Dont let all the try hards find out lol
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There is no cheese. Only sacrifices. Well, concerning the Mythics+.
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Oh ok thats what it is. Gotcha. Well if the 7th column would stop its sacrifices you might actually get inside the vault. Just saying
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That is like asking a penguin to stop sliding. Tru7h. Carnage. Bungie.
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Well the TRUTH is they have never gotten past me to make a sacrifice. That happens when im sitting in a hot tub full of beer and women.
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I see
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Yea i hope my girl doesn't find out about the hot tub deal. I would hate to be you guys. She has been known to eradicate entire clans just by her cold dark gaze
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I see. Luckily if need be, we always have plan -blam!- to stop anyone or anything. Highly unstable and what not, but it gets the job done.
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Well lest not forgwt she also has 5 other sister and they wont take to kind 6 men trying to bully her. If you think she is bad then wait till you get past her. Hope ya'll can hide well
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Solar Slingshot > Everything
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Well ill have my son transport you back to a time before the stars. Solar wont exist yet. Only the darkness of the void. Don't try running. It wont do any good for the void is a parasite and it will latch onto your very souls and always be one step ahead of you.
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Last I heard he was locked in his room filled with teenage hormones. Besides, everything includes everything. The slingshot shall always remain victorious in its many battles.
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Of course he is locked in but i can always let him out. Besides he can warp you without even leaving his room. I taught him well
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Well, guess this is the end of time and what not. Let me just pack a bag.
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Well it is a great honor to be considered webmaster. Just some insight though, you are definitely gonna need more than 12 beers for me. Probably helped if you threw a stripper in too
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Oh! Crap! The ninjas are late with their shipments! Give me one moment to carry all these bottles for you.
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Ill take them in negra modelo please
