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5/9/2015 2:20:49 AM
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*a slight smile emerges before I am knocked out*
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*thump*
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[quote][spoiler]*hump*[/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]fixd[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk[/spoiler] [spoiler]what went thump?[/spoiler] [spoiler]i like spoilers[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] *i pull over, exit and walk towards back of taxi. I stand still looking down*
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*still snoring*
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*picks up whatever is on the ground and shove it in the trunk* *goes back into taxi*
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*shuffles around still sleeping*
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*taxi places blanket over you*
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*you turn a hard right, I fall over into your lap, still sleeping*
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*gently tries pushing you off to the side*
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*wakes* "Oh my god I'm so sorry" *sits straight up* "Did I miss anything?"
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Yeah, my vag... *bursts out laughing* Ahh... sorry, but yeah, wear a seat belt next time.
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*is embarrassed, buckles seatbelt* "Im sorry about that.."
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*laughs again* *thumping is heard in trunk* 0.0
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*looks back* "You ran over somebody again didn't you?" *light smirk*
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Nooouuuu... *stops taxi, goes to trunk*
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*watches in mirror*
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*stands behind trunk, forceful rustling is heard, a child begins to cry*
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*cracks door open and unbuckles* "Everything Ok back there?"
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*slams trunk shut* Everything's fine! Everything's FINE!!
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"Do I hear a baby?" *starts to come back*
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*turns into gargoyle* No. No you don't.
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*grows my own wings* "Why?" *takes a single step closer*
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Because I. SAID. SO! *readies self for a fight*
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"I just want to know what's back there?"
